Apparently how people feel after waking up from naps.
How I feel after waking up from naps.
What if your giving a bj in the shower and he just starts shampooing and conditioning your hair
I really enjoy Adam Scott struggling not to smile at Amy Poehler’s hilarity.
“man i am so tired” stays up for 3 more hours doing absolutely nothing
so my family plays this game where if someone is holding something and you yell “drop the bass” they have to drop what they’re holding so my mom was holding a carton of eggs so i yelled it and she looked me dead in the eye, dropped then eggs on the floor and whispered “you’ve gone too far”